http://turds.blogdrive.com/ project mayhem Thu, 25 Nov 2004 09:50:04 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2004. Music Paranormal Sports http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/86.html Thu, 25 Nov 2004 17:47:14 GMT Who would have guessed...a holiday based around getting fat...its so americain. I dyed my hair last night...thats right...IIII dyed my hair. Maybe cuz i'm too cheap to go to a salon or maybe cuz i feel like have more control over what i do to my hair intead of having some whiney bleach blonde bimbo take control. but anyway...it was supposed to be dark brown...its black. like...pitch fucking black. of course that could have been partially my fault since i DID keep it in for 45 mins instead of 25. i like it but my dads going to kill me :D! he'll take my t-bird away. he always does... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=86 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/85.html Tue, 23 Nov 2004 00:39:44 GMT ok i'm just fucking bored...guess i wasn't done bitching either. i got this weekly horoscope thing it'd be pretty cool if it was gonna come true Pisces There is an emphasis on your career. People are noticing you and what you do - which is a big step forward. Venus moves into Scorpio on Monday, joining Mars. All this Scorpio activity encourages you to be more adventurous about your beliefs. This may be the time you decide to go on a business trip or get away for a vacation. You are in the mood to explore. There is a New Moon in Gemini on Friday, which occurs in the home... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=85 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/84.html Tue, 23 Nov 2004 00:06:05 GMT I've got my fatass cat laying on me right now and its getting fucking hard to type...but fuck its cold. lmfao...but fuck. Well today sucked ass. Theres this guy at my school (for starters) i've probably mentioned him in here a couple times before, but this guy...the first time i saw him it was like..whoa...the kind of 'whoa' i've really never experienced with any other guy i've drooled over, over the years. I've never got to know this guy much like the lot of guys i find physically attractive and who i think have a great personality. (blah blah blah). Well...i had been eyeing him and... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=84 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/83.html Sun, 21 Nov 2004 22:21:17 GMT 1. Whenever mom asks if you've been drinking...say no god dammit 2. Whenever someone tells you they will or won't do something-don't believe them 3. If someone asks you politely to turn down your music-tell them they're too old and to shove it up their ass. 4. If someone makes fun of what you are wearing-kick their ass...or bomb their house later. 5. If something pisses you off cutting is not the answer...vicodin is 6. Don't move around a lot when you're under the influence of vicodin 7. When your little bro is getting on your last fucking nerve...kick his fucking ass to... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=83 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/82.html Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:44:23 GMT I've been thinking about the band more than usual lately. I'm starting to actually stress over it....its my fucking dream to get signed to a major record label and yet everybody knows that that only happens to about 1 in a million bands. I know that me and my best duder have pimpshit songs. The rest of the band is just slacking and its just now starting to get pissed. "I AM SOOOO FRIICKEN PISSED!" lol. but no...i mean...WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A GIG!?!? i want to be on that fucken stage playing for little fucked up teens who just want to get away and don't think they need anybody (which is... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=82 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/81.html Thu, 18 Nov 2004 02:18:11 GMT wow...i've been up in my room for an hour and a 1/2 playing songs on my guitar and writing new ones.mmhmm... Went to a concert last night with the bassist from our band...totally kicked righteous ass..at least the first and last band. With the second one it just sucked...so mr. bass and i were sitting there just laughing at all the dudes in the band cuz they looked fucking retarded and they fucking sucked. ok no...the fucking concert wasn't what i came in here to bitch about. i wanted to make out with my bassist. and even just thinking about it made me feel like it was wrong. ... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=81 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/80.html Sat, 13 Nov 2004 01:59:01 GMT i am just an imbecile i will only complicate you ---Tool-'Sober' I don't have much really to write about. Other than the nerd...and another nerd...but hey guess I'm getting use to it. Nerdy fucks staring at my boobs...fucking me with their eyes...it scared me today though...just when i had thought that that nerd knew he had been shot down...he gives me that look...like...he'd fucking rape me. lol...HE'D RAPE ME EVEN IF I SAID NO!!! see if you can catch the irony in that lol. peace out ya hosers. http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=80 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/79.html Fri, 12 Nov 2004 02:46:19 GMT nigger nigger nigger...i find that word more amusing than offensive. Schools been kinda sucking ass between the fatshit nerd next to me that keep hitting on me...i think... let me tell you of my love...my sweet sweet love...this niggers got it going on.. he sits next to me in my computer class...he smells of grease...if you can imagine what that stinks of...his gorgeous buck teeth twinkle every time he smiles at me...as we gaze oh so lovingly into eachothers eyes...his black beautiful flowing greasy hair plastered on the sides of his head...his steamy breath on my breasts as he leans... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=79 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/78.html Wed, 03 Nov 2004 07:15:00 GMT I ask all of you with a boyfriend or girlfriend… whats it like? It just kills me inside simply because i'm fucking curious. Why don't i do something about it? A couple of issues i've got i'm going to get into right this minute, i don' think. Sometimes I just lay there, in the dark with my eyes closed. ( yes..i’m fucked…bite me) I try to imagine what it would be like to have a guy sitting there next to you. its quiet and you can hear his every breath…every heart beat the soft rustle of his eyelashes as he blinks. I try to imagine the way my fingers would move around his body. his... (more) http://turds.blogdrive.com/comments?id=78 http://turds.blogdrive.com/archive/77.html Mon, 01 Nov 2004 04:44:12 GMT As i sit here shivering in my straight jacket i can't help but wonder what it would be like to be dead. Do you stay for the rest of eternity in your dirt filled grave six feet under? when your muscles, tissue and guts all deteriorate all thats left are your bones until they turn to dust. Is hell really what you make it? Do you go to heaven or hell? Is there a heaven or hell? Does how you lead your life on earth matter in whether you are going to heaven or hell? If I really give my whole self to God during my time on earth, how will i truly know that it pays off in... 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