Entry: 13 Rules Sunday, November 21, 2004




 1. Whenever mom asks if you've been drinking...say no god dammit
 2. Whenever someone tells you they will or won't do something-don't believe them
 3. If someone asks you politely to turn down your music-tell them they're too old and to shove it up their ass.
 4. If someone makes fun of what you are wearing-kick their ass...or bomb their house later.
 5. If something pisses you off cutting is not the answer...vicodin is
 6. Don't move around a lot when you're under the influence of vicodin
 7. When your little bro is getting on your last fucking nerve...kick his fucking ass to a bloody fucking pulp

 8. When your dad is giving you a hard time about your 3rd earring...for the second time like he "forgot" about it-ignore him if its in public, scream in his fucking face if you're alone.
 9. When taking a swig...always keep one eye on the stairs
 10. If someone asks you if theirs something wrong...take a vicodin...or another swig...whichever is more easily accessible.
 11. When your drink or bottle of perscription vicodin runs out...go back to cutting punching things or just sitting in the dark until 8 am...and think.
 12. Not eating can be good for you
 13. Alone is how you will remain

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